#he need iced tea

[secretmothgentlemen]

he needs it!!

[kacievvbbbb]

I think Mihawk and Garp would have the best relationship

In that I think Garp goes out of his way to relentlessly troll Mihawk by being stubbornly, purposefully, inept about the most mundane things while Mihawk, who knows exactly what he is doing and that he is being set up but ugghhhhhh, hates him on a level yet undiscovered by science.

He only gives the most tiniest of reactions to Garp’s ineptness, a brow furrowing a frown becoming deeper the tiniest twitch of an eye but Garp sees it, he knows that he’s succeeded and Mihawk hates him for it

Mihawk and Garp sitting at opposite ends of the giant ass warlord meeting table locked in an intense mental chess match unbeknownst to everyone in the room. Garp keeps waging psychological warfare on Mihawk by eating the pieces, everyone but him is extremely thrown when Mihawk unsheathes Yoru and lunges at Garp, who laughs manically, without warning

Mihawk tries to get some sympathy from Shanks but Shanks’ has found Garp and his shenanigans hilarious since he was five so he obviously thinks this is the best thing ever. It might also help that Mihawk tends to look like a puffed up pretty bird after every encounter with Garp but Shanks is just a man for Christ sake! he’s weak!

[theactualsunshinechild]

Let yourself imagine established WrioChi having a winter walk and Childe starts a snowball fight. It gets heated and Wriothesley ends up getting full body tackled into the ice cold water, but, thanks to cryo vision user privilege, Childe is the only one who catches a cold from it all and has to be nursed back to health.

(Wriothesley has to threaten to hand him over to Sigewinne regularly because Childe keeps trying to give him his cold via kisses)

((Childe succeeds))

[gigglebonez]

⭐

Drawing your fav and relaxing is nice and cool should do this more for me

[crossbackpoke-check]

Looks like that video is about a month & a half after The Trade and trevors broken ankle 😣

re: this video… anon 😭 i had suspicions but it is so much worse to have them confirmed that really was like. trevor’s first Public Appearance without jamie AND post-broken ankle which is traumatic in and of itself no wonder every beat reporter was like ‘oh yeah trevor’s just devastated’

wouldn’t you be miserable too if your best friend just got traded and your body betrayed you and what if it was maybe all your fault!!!

[crispyliza]

You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

[teyvatians]

unplotted starter for @guardiancypress-txt !

Freminet fiddled with the hem of his shirt as he walked down the street. He really didn't understand why Father had to have him be the one to greet the commissioner - he was no good with people, after all. As far as he was concerned, the commissioner was probably just on vacation, and coming to his place would just disturb him... But nonetheless, Freminet knew he had to follow orders and tell the man what he was told.

He knocked on the door to the place he was told. He could tell his palms were sweaty; he felt like he was going to drop the envelope that he clutched tightly in his hands. After a moment with no answer, he knocked again, as hard as he could.

"Mr.Kamisato, are you there? Father told me I was to let you know the House of the Hearth is on your side, should you need us to be..."

[hearts401]

beepo

[magickedhat]

                              @theaterism​​   /    continued.

wren couldn’t say what their dream had been about.   it had dispersed like smoke parts for a swinging hand, yet they knew bits of reality had slipped into it as well, a fleeting dream that had started wren into wakefulness, bleary and disoriented.   something moved beside them, twisted and groaned.

wren was on their feet in moments.   light spilled across the room as they flicked a lamp, allowing themself to take in foxtrot’s shape: tangled in blankets like an acrobat with no grace, he jerked and gasped in ways that sent wren’s heart pounding.   they reached for him, an unrestrained instinct, calling his name---only realizing their mistake when tearful eyes stared right through them and trembling hands smacked them away.   wren’s heart skipped a beat, but they remained, and his apologies fell on deaf ears.

“it’s okay!   it didn’t hurt, it’s okay.   god, i---  are you okay?”

their entire body ran on electricity.   a million thoughts raced through their mind at once, of things they ought to do or say on top of things they should not do or say, but at last they climbed onto the tumbled sheets to brush his cheek.   it was sleek with sweat; he was drenched, drowning.  “d’you want me to get you anything?   water, or tea, or---?” 

[birdbeep1s]

made some teensy changes to D/Celean's design 😳 ofc i'd choose a pose that covered his outfit tho HAHA he's supposed to be wearing a hoodie under a letterman jacket

[beheadable]

Living upstairs is fun because it’s basically like a little loft. I can pace in circles if I want it’s the perfect sized enclosure for a Minister

[sidestriker]

it's been a longstanding tradition of mine ever since i developed a sudden obsession with making tea to talk about what kind of tea my muses would drink but i regret to inform that striker by default has probably just straight up never had tea.

[rocksanddeadflowers]

I still think it's funny that, while I've been a tea drinker my whole life and admittedly a tea > coffee person... that was mostly southern iced sweet tea. Or sometimes iced green tea. I had tried warm tea, but I never really liked it . Of all things, it was reading Magnus Archives fanfiction and discovering an electric kettle in my kitchen wares that improved my tea making skills and helped me expand my palate for tea.

[deus-ex-mona]

i still can’t get over how lxl became waiterxwaiter bc of the anime’s artstyle btw

[hexellent]

"Never in my life have I had to yell and be yelled at as much as recently. It's a miracle Izuku hasn't snapped."

[cruelprincae]

I just watched a tiktok of queen Charlotte in the "sorrows sorrows prayers" scene and WHY IS THAT CARDAN I AM LITERALLY CACKLING.

"are you sure you are putting it in the right place? I drew you pictures"